Obama has been in the office for half a year now. He has his ups and downs, but politics is beyond this blog. What matters to us is his limo. His bullet proof, rocket sustaining, armored 4 wheels of luxury protection.

Here’s how the beast looks:

Some of the security personnel who have worked with the limo joke that it can sustain meteor attacks. Though we’re not sure about the meteors, we know for sure that it can take .44 Magnum at point blank and has no problem fending off assault rifle and machine gun fire.

The real test for the car would be with an RPG or a grenade launcher, as a stretched Mercedes 600S has sustained a grenade launcher attack, and in fact kelp rolling for 100 meters before halting. The attack was in Russia, Moscow, on one of the mafioso - businessman, who apparently crossed some people. Ironically the car has been given to him as a birthday present. What would be even more ironic, and we will never find that out, if the car was given as a present by the same guy who ordered the assassination.

Guess I watched too many Gangsta flicks.

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