July
10

Jazz Festival in Montreal Continues

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Jazz Festival continues this week, featuring non stop action from morning, all the way into the night. Performers play on different stages simultaneously, to make sure you find the Jazz flavor music for your taste.

Past week has been crazy. An opening with Stevie Wonders drew thousands of fans to see him in person. The performance was amazing, as always, and Montrealers had tons of fun.

In total Jazz Festival features 3000 artists from 30 countries around the globe. There are a total of 650 and concerts to catch, and 450 free outdoor performances. You can enjoy Jazz at 10 free outdoor stages, and 10 concert halls. It is a Jazz paradise, and even if you’re not a fan, it is something not to be missed.

July
8

Just for laughs continues to make Montreal laugh through the month of July. If you did not catch this event, its time to!

Tomorrow Just for Laughs is kicking off my favorite performance – The Nasty Show. This one is not for everybody, as it is packed with more than an hour of profanity, offensive statements, dark sarcasm, and things we not dare mention on public. This is why I love it, and thousands of people around the world. We like to hear what we can’t say out in the public, especially when its hilariously wrapped up by the best comedians in the world.

Here’s a reminder from the official website: if you’re easily offended, you’re f***ed.

The Nasty Show

July
6

Everything is funny in Montreal this July. The world’s largest festival has started on July 3rd and will continue until july 26th. Worlds best artists travel to Montreal to perform and show the world how good they can make crowds laugh in hysteria.

Just for Laughs Links

Official Website | Artist List | Tickets

Founded in 1983 Gilbert Rozon.

Some of the Artists at Just for Laughs

The festival brings together nothing than the world’s best. Here some of the performers this summer: Jeff Foxworthy, Tim Allen, Jerry Seinfeld, Jon Stewart, Jason Alexander, Russell Peters, Steve Patterson, Bill Cosby, Mike Birbiglia, Bill Engvall, John Cleese, Larry the Cable Guy, Adam Hills, Dame Edna Everidge, Jimeoin, Billy Connolly, Frank Caliendo, Jeremy Hotz, Colin Mochrie, Jeremy Piven, Flight of the Conchords, The Umbilical Brothers, Rowan Atkinson and Jerry Springer

Just for Laughs is Getting Bigger

The festival plans to expand beyond Montreal. With a festival in Chicago, Just for Laughs empire is planning to take on Sydney, United Arab Emirates, Dubai and Calgary. The French performance is also to be featured in Paris, France.

Toronto event will be double the size when it opens on the 15th, which will stretch performers from Montreal.

“We’re not going in there and blindly booking some package show in each territory and pray it works,” Hills said. “It’s very much finessed to the marketplace.” – The founder perfectly understands the fact that different countries have different take on humor, and plans on catering to that.

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October
30

Goofy Limousines

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A line up of real goofy looking limos.

A tank like limo, I think is way cool. That thing would get a ton of orders if it was ever in operation. I’d even marry in one of those.

This is budget limo solution. No extra bling, just plain lada looking Mini couper. It actually looks like a very famous Russian car, called Zaporozhec. Zaporozhec is the thing that everyone loves (because it way too ugly), but no one wants to own.

ahhh… poor lions, they never know how their death looks. This is a Safari limo for wild animal hunters like lions, tigers, crocks and other rare, extinction species… bad joke…

Limo Yugoslavia style. Though it looks ugly I bet it can carry a lot of beautiful Yugoslavian girls.

September
11

Funny and Unusual Limos

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Here you can find funny, unusual and exotic limos.

Horse Limousine

Is this thing real? Are there “limo horses” in this world? If so, we outta add one to our fleet under “corporate catering” category :).

Executive super stretch. Though amenities do not include standard packaging, such as wireless internet, bar and flat screen TVs, this limo is 100% green, with natural emissions. It had passed all emissions test and produces natural waste, which is in fact, good for the soil.

Whoooah… How long? Very long. You can fit 50 people in there.

“Men Get Bored” Limo

That’s what guys do when they’re bored. Find an old truck, go to the junkyard, collect doors and make a limo. It looks ugly, but wait till it gets a paint job.

Cow Limo

Moooooo, who wanted milk? That’s something I’d rent for prom, or a night party. Seriously. It’s way cool.

Bike Limousine

How many people can u fit on it? Lets count….. It looks like 7 or 8 spots. Hmmmm… Not bad.